funny sayings 2010 06 23
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. -- (spoken at a Washington Dinner, March 2001)
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.
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