funny sayings 2010 06 21
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating. [from a 2001 Washington TV/Radio Correspondents dinner]
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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