funny sayings 2010 06 18 p5
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. congress
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
