funny sayings 2010 05 p3
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
The road to success is always under construction.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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