funny sayings 2010 05 22 p9
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
