funny sayings 2010 05 22 p6
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
