funny sayings 2010 05 22 p4
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.Sir Winston Churchill
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
WC Fields
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there’s no money.
P.J. O?Rourke
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
James Thurber
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London
