funny sayings 2010 05 22 p3
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn’t live like the previous generation. It hasn’t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing
A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Steve Fergosi
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Satchel Paige
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
Dennis Miller
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
