funny sayings 2010 05 22 p26
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
Never floss with a stranger.
Joan Rivers
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Casey Stengel
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Dustin Hoffman
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
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