funny sayings 2010 05 22 p25
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Alanis Morissette
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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