funny sayings 2010 05 22 p22
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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