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funny sayings 2010 05 22 p2


For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Samuel Goldwyn

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

I like marriage. The idea.
Toni Morrison


Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Don Marquis


Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working

Harold Rudolph


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Henry Lawson
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