funny sayings 2010 05 22 p18
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
Howard Nemerov
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
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