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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno


I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
Howard Nemerov

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke



Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen

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