funny sayings 2010 05 22 p11
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
Karl Marx
The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
William Blake
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
