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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Alvan L. Barach


What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Irish proverb


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley


I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields


It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry
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