funny sayings 2010 05 22 p10
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Irish proverb
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry
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