funny sayings 2010 05 21 p9
Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.
– Shane Smith
"He has cards even the salvation army would reject"
– Norman Chad
The opposite of having faith is having self-pity.
- Og Guinness
Is life so wretched? Isn't it rather your hands which are too small, your vision which is muddled? You are the one who must grow up.
- Dag Hammarskjold
Old age is no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
- M. Kathleen Casey
