funny sayings 2010 05 21 p7
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris ... [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping.
~Author : Orville Wright Nice funny witty Quotes
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards.
– George Carlin
When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints.
- Samuel Johnson
The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation.
- George Bernard Shaw
Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living.
- Tom O'Connor
Misery is a communicable disease.
- Martha Graham
This life is not for complaint, but for satisfaction.
- Henry David Thoreau
