funny sayings 2010 05 09 p4
Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Economy is half the battle of life; it is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well.
Men are apt to prefer a prosperous error to an afflicted truth.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
The belly is ungrateful--it always forgets we already gave it something.
