funny sayings 2010 05 09 p3
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
Three may keep a secret if two are dead.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Bad spellers of the world - Untie!
