funny sayings 2010 05 09 p2
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
There are terrible temptations which it requires strength and courage to yield to.
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
The meek shall inherit the Earth.......if you don't mind.
Visualize Getting Towed
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
