funny sayings 2010 05 09 p18
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it -
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.
Time is the great physician.
If you are surprised at the number of our maladies, count our cooks.
He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything.
