funny sayings 2010 05 09 p17
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead.
He that takes medicine and neglects diet, wastes the skill of the physician.
Stomach: A slave that must accept everything that is given to it, but which avenges wrongs as slyly as does the slave.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Symptoms, then, are in reality nothing but a cry from suffering organs.
Sleep is a healing balm for every ill.
Health, the greatest of all we count as blessings.
