funny sayings 2010 05 09 p16
If they could figure out a way to channel my anger, they could solve the energy crisis.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up bcause by that time I was too famous.
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Simple diet is best; for many dishes bring many diseases: and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Let nothing which can be treated by diet be treated by other means.
We sit at breakfast, we sit on the train on the way to work, we sit at work, we sit at lunch, we sit all afternoon, a hodgepodge of sagging livers, sinking gall bladders, drooping stomachs, compressed intestines, and squashed pelvic organs.
Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
Fitness - It it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
