funny sayings 2010 05 07 p10
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony. How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
