funny sayings 2010 05 07 p1
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Don't give a woman advice. One should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
You want to make him interested in you? Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence.
