funny sayings 2010 03 06 p9
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar
Home is heaven and orgies are vile,
But I like an orgy, once in a while.
~Ogden Nash, Home, 99 44/100% Sweet Home
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ~Jack Benny
