funny sayings 2010 03 06 p7
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. ~Douglas Adams
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" ~Author Unknown
