funny sayings 2010 03 06 p5
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~Author Unknown
You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. ~Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981
He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. ~Torvald Gahlin
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. ~Author Unknown
