funny sayings 2010 03 06 p2
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ~Tom Waits, Small ChangeEagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~P.J. O'Rourke
All generalizations are bad. ~R.H. Grenier
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission? ~Nigel Rees
