funny sayings 2010 03 06 p13
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault,
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
