funny sayings 2010 03 06 p12
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~Author Unknown
She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand. ~Saul Bellow
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
