funny sayings 2010 03 06 p1
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred AllenIf all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
