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funny sayings 2009 12 31 about women

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.



Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.
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