funny sayings 2009 11 27
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils .
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
