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funny sayings 2009 11 25

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.

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