funny sayings 2009 11 16
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Written by funnysayings 815 days ago
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.