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funny sayings 2009 11 15

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.


When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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Written by funnysayings 816 days ago

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese, or a woman ?

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