funny sayings 2009 11 08
Everybody lies. But it doesn't matter since nobody listens.You have to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there.
Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?
Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
