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funny sayings 2009 11 05

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
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