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funny sayings 2009 11 02

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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