funny sayings 2009 11 01
one of the main causesof the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero,
they had no way to indicate successful
termination of their C programs.
One of the greatest labor saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
The great question...
which I have not been able to answer...
is, `What does woman want?
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
