funny sayings 2009 10 12 part I
A poor man's joke is always NOT funny, while a rich man's joke is always funny.You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I am not sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
