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funny sayings 2009 10 08 part II

Bro is like bras: close to your heart and there for support.


Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.


I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.


I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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