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funny sayings 2009 10 06 part II

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.



Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.


Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.


Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse.
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