funny sayings 2009 10 01 part III
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.I spend money with reckless abandon.
Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation.
I got to thinking,
what the hell,
you only live once!
My father was from Aberdeen,
and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet.
I have a gold watch that belonged to him.
He sold it to me on his deathbed.
I wrote him a cheque for it,
post dated of course.
