funny sayings 2009 09 28 part I
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone
