funny retirement sayings 2010 03 01 p3
Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be old to qualify.
Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hampster's slowing down.
Welfare is not a retirement plan
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. - Gene Perret
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.”
“Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it”
