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funny retirement sayings 2010 03 01 p2

It's true. There really is life after retirement.

I'm retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.

Old enough to retire. Young enough to enjoy it.

Actually I retired 2 years before I stopped work.

Retired: I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. - George Foreman

Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does

Retirement : Statutory senility. - Emmett O'Donnell

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Life begins at retirement.
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