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funny positive life sayings 2010 02 p3

We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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