funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p9
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
When in doubt, mumble.
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